Things In Themselves

Who tagged me: My beautiful girlfriend, Emily <3

This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game, there are rules:

Rule 1: post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them. 

== BEGIN! ==

1. Who would win in a fight: the Supernatural fandom or the Doctor Who fandom?

Doctor Who! Obviously! We’re way smarter and would have way better battle strategies.

2. Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, or white chocolate?

DARK. ONLY DARK.

3. Cats or dogs or reptiles or horses?

DOGS. Preferably the cute fluffy ones.

4. If you had to go a whole year without seeing one of your close friends, who would it be?

Probably one of my high school friends. I know I’m always gonna get on with them, regardless how long it’s been since I’ve seen them.

5. Muffins or cupcakes?

Muffins. Banana ones or chocolate :)

6. Would you rather have an extremely large head or an extremely tiny head?

A big one. It’s already big, so why not a bit bigger?

7. If you could go back and alter history, what event would you change?

Stop Europeans from finding the Americas until the 21st century. I think we’re civilized(ish) enough now to not be complete douchcanoes.

8. If you could go forward into time and see yourself in say, 10 years, what do you think you would find?

I hope I’ll have a published book or two and have travelled and still be hopelessly in love with a certain someone.

9. Which social networking site would you be willing to give up for 300 hours?

Uuuhhmm. Any of them really. Social networking sites are just convenient for keeping track of people you don’t get to actually see everyday.

10. If you could alter/modify your body in anyway without having surgery or tattooing/piercing, what would you have done?

Have magic powers. Only logical thing xP

11. Which would you rather have: the ability to hear other peoples thoughts, the ability to see and change the future, or the ability to put your thoughts into other peoples minds?

I think I’d want to read other people’s minds. Then I could finally actually write good characters!

12. If you could marry bone a fictional character, who would it be?

Arwyn in Liv Tyler form ;)

13. Which two fandoms do you ship together?

I have no clue O.O

14. What’s your favorite guilty-pleasure TV show?

Glee. The writing’s awful, but I care about the characters for some reason.

15. What’s a food that you hate that it seems like everyone else loves?

I am the pickiest eater ever, so probably nothing. Though I did used to eat peanut butter and salami sandwiches when I was a kid. And yes, I was a little weirdo.

16. What music do you listen to when you’re alone and there’s no one to judge you?

Basically the same music, EXCEPT I dance around singing it really loudly. 

17. When did you last bake something?

Uuuhm, banana bread or cookies? Not sure

18. Have you ever broken a law/what was it?

My most serious crimes? Underage drinking at 16, smoking the tiniest bit of weed and SERIAL jay walking.

19. Classic horror or classic scifi?

Scifi, cause horror in any form makes me piss myself.

20. If you could pick a celebrity to be your sibling, who would it be?

NPH. I want to bone all the female celebrities that I think are awesome, and he’s by far the most awesome male celebrity :)

21. Would you rather go a week without phone or internet?

Phone. I can use the internet to skype people

22. Gold or silver?

Silver. Looks better on me :)

23. What would your Silent Hill Otherworld look like?

Huh?

24. If you were a superhero, what would your power be?

Super strength/Invincibility 

25. If you had to make one of your body parts sentient, which would you pick and why?

My hair. So I could know why it’s such a big poopface

26. Would you rather ride a gryffon or a pegasus into a battle against a two-story tall grumpy hydra?

Gryffon. Way more badass xP

27. You are now a milkshake. What flavor are you?

I’d want to be chocolate, but probably vanilla. I’m the whitest person alive OTL

28. Are tigers orange with black stripes or black with orange stripes?

Orange with black stripes! 

29. Waistcoat or duster?

Waistcoat, so I can look suuuupppper gay ;)

30. Would you rather be a well-known artist who makes little money, or an anonymous artist who makes tons of money?

well-known but making little money. I’m okay with being a starving artist forever, I just want to be able to get to people.

31. David Bowie’s crotch or David Bowie’s crotch?

My girlfriend’s crotch?

32. Dawn or dusk?

TIE

33. What is your favorite silly meme to say out loud? (ALL THE THINGS, etc.)

AAAAALLLLL THE THINGS

34. What genre would the video game of your life be? (DOESN’T HAVE TO BE SIMULATION — you can add in monsters and crap if you like)

Adventure, preferably Zelda-esk

35. Chai or macha?

NEITHER

36. JOB CLASS TIME~  Pick a job class (Warrior, Mage, etc.)!

WARRIOR

37. You manage to get into a bar fight with a your favourite fictional character.  How did you get into the fight, and who wins?

I got in a fight with Link, and I kicked his ass, cause he sometimes fails at life just too hard. And our fight was one of those moments.

38. ALL CAPS ~or~ no caps?

ALL CAPS

39. Chicken Noodle Soup or Instant Ramen?

Chicken Noodle!!

40. You just went on the BEST DATE EVER~  Where was the date, who was it with, and what did you do?

Anything with my Eeeeemmmilllllyyy <3

41. Describe the best day of your life.

I haven’t the faintest idea. Generally I just have a lot of good days.

42. Describe the worst day of your life (or, if that’s too personal, just a regular bad day).

I don’t know if this would be my actual worst day, but I know it was the worst day recently, but then again, it’s too personal…

43. Tattoo or piercing?

TATTOO

44. What was the last book you read, and what did you think of it?

I sadly have no clue :(

I’m not tagging anyone. Em wanted me to answer this, soooooooo I did while she sat and played Zelda next to me xP

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• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.